Diet Dr. Kelp Shake (BPA Free)

Ahoy, Mateys! Dive into Refreshment with the Wonderstone Wonders Official Diet Dr. Kelp Beverage Vessel!

Get your hands (or fins) on the BPA-free Diet Dr. Kelp Beverage Vessel, straight from the depths of Bikini Bottom! Whether you're relaxing in your pineapple under the sea or adventuring across Jellyfish Fields, this hand-wash-only vessel is here to keep your cold drinks as crisp as a fresh jellyfish jelly sandwich! Measuring at 9 1/2" x 6", it’s the perfect size to bring with you on all your nautical adventures.

But wait, there’s more! This vessel comes with not just one, but TWO straws—crafted with care for all you sea dwellers. You'll get a yellow antibacterial PLA straw for those sunny days, and a red BPA-free straw for the ultimate bubble-blowing hydration experience! (Just remember, only one straw fits at a time, so choose wisely, ye scallywag!)

BONUS TREASURE: As if that wasn’t enough, you’ll also receive five mystery gifts, handpicked from the secret stash of the Flying Dutchman himself! Plus, enjoy some fun, easy-to-make recipes for both adults and kids, making every sip a delightful experience. So gear up, fellow Krusty Krab fans—this beverage vessel is sure to be your new favorite sidekick on land or sea!

Don’t let thirst get the better of you—grab your Diet Dr. Kelp Beverage Vessel today before it drifts away!

Customization Option:

Want to go for the classic look? This beverage vessel can be customized to say "Kelp Shake"—just like in the SpongeBob series! Choose the original name for that nostalgic undersea vibe.

What’s Included:

• 1 BPA-free Diet Dr. Kelp Beverage Vessel (9 1/2" x 6") – Perfect for cold drinks, hand-wash only!
• 2 Reusable Straws:
  • Yellow Antibacterial PLA Straw (recommended for display purposes)
  • Red BPA-free Straw (food-safe, best for everyday use, somewhat warmer liquids)
• Straw Cleaning Tool – Keep your straws sparkling clean!
• 5+ Mystery Gifts – Handpicked for ultimate fun!
• Bonus Krabby Patty – While supplies last, enjoy a special treat from the Krusty Krab!

Get ready to sip in style and treasure your goodies!

Note: We have no affiliation with Nickelodeon or its respective entities. This product is inspired by fan love and creativity!

Funny Side Effects:

Drinking this Kelp Shake may come with some questionable side effects (as seen in the SpongeBob series)! Be prepared for hilarious transformations like:

• Suddenly growing enormous muscles—feel like the strongest fish in the sea!
• Turning a vibrant shade of green—blending right in with the kelp forests!
• Getting an uncontrollable urge to blow bubbles—you might become a pro bubble artist overnight!